MAKEOVER!

Jill Sez: I was totally minding my own business, and this woman ran up to me and said I looked like hell. She said that my brown-hat-thick-frame-glasses- teeshirt-bushy-red-hair look was out of style. Then she shot me with a tranquilizer dart and when I woke I looked... different.

I have no idea how you're going to react when you see me, Bron. No idea at all.

In other news, once I get out of this steam room, I'm going to research how to visit England the right way. Because I sure don't want to make the same mistakes again.

YOU know what I mean, Bron. Yeeesh.

Jill sez: Oh Bron it was AWFUL!! The air! the smells! the donkeys! My nerves are shot. I need a quiet vacation some place decent where the people are kind. Once I get out of this jail I'm going to spend some time in England. Can you help?

p.s. I totally forgive you for losing me in that card game.  Why didn't you tell me you had never played Texas Hold 'Em before? 

Bron Sez: Who is that guy??? Jill... what has happened in a year and a half... we were such good travelling buddies then that incident in Guam occurred..... *weeps*

Guam

Greece Again

Bron Sez: It was only a matter of time before Jill got in trouble again... this time for weeing in the humous. Wouldn't have been too bad, but she just got right up on the table and did it in front of everyone. I snapped this pic just as she was trying to hide her shame.

There's only so long I can keep up this facade...

And this strange guy keeps hanging around

We're BACK!!

OMG I missed you so much Bron!!!

I got her back and we immediately boarded a plane for California - San Francisco to be exact! The most famous trolly car to ever climb the hills of San Francisco came by and we were lucky enough to get a picture. And now we can share it with you.

Enjoy!

San Fran!

Bron!

Today I found a ransom note saying that if I leave a bag full of turnips under the statue of Andrew Jackson in the park Bron will be returned to me in one piece tomorrow night.

I have the bag and the turnips.

Wish me luck.